Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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