I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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