sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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