Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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