my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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