does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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