Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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