wakey wakey hands off snakey
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Sacagawea was the original milf.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
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