I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
The convent might be a nice break from real life
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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