Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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