Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Randomize
