I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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