So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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