You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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