Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
my liver is dry heaving
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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