you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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