Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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