have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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