And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
