i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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