we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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