A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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