He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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