someone owes me an orgasm
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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