Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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