Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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