He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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