butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
He told me they were just razor bumps!
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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