i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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