It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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