I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize