Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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