Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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