Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
He's a Shit stain on my heart
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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