escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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