yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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