Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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