I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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