My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
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