found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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