smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
it's like iHOP with fire
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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