I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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