She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
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