I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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