Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
found the other keg... it's in the tree
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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