I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
you will always have a special place in my vag
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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