can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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