Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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