you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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