fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Randomize
