Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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