ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
When are your genitals available?
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