kristin has been a bad kristin
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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