She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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